My One Job Interview

I walked my only job interview, degree in hand, believing I wanted a cushy engineering job right here in Minnesota. I met the head of HR and the head of engineering. My superiors. We sat across from each other at an elongated table. They interviewed me. I reacted with answers nervously.

We shook hands and I left. Driving home in traffic, I replayed the interview. I couldn’t get out of my head how these two were dressed. Polo shirts, tucked into khakis. During the interview I felt the need to impress these two guys, they were after all in positions I was supposed to want. The head of engineering rounds the table, offers his hand in front of his belly and says, ā€œSomeday maybe you could have my job.ā€

As we shake, his polo slightly untucks from his khakis.

If I wanted security all I had to do was wear the uniform, a polo shirt tucked into khakis. But I couldn’t do it. I ran. I preferred yoga pants and a cozy sweater. Or a suit and tie. Or... I decided I’ll move outside the country, to Mexico. For the next 7 tears I wore huaraches and floral print.